Korzybski’s Nightmare: The Sapir-Whorf Hypothesis and Why You’re a Fucking Racist

If you’re going to debate the Social Justice Warrior (SJW), then you’re going to have to learn what the Hell they’re actually talking about. This is not as easy as it sounds. THEY (the all-encompassing conspiracy of third-person plural) have invented or appropriated words and arbitrarily tacked on meanings in a deliberate attempt to obfuscate the facts of their arguments, making debunking them more difficult. SO, as repulsive and infuriating as it is for me, I will help you out. I will swallow my revulsion of this wretched beast and explain to you their Newspeak. Behold; the first entry of The Liberal Lexicon.

Microaggression“: easily the most rage-inducing word I will ever write. Pay special attention to the details in the definition in the link; specifically the words “unintentional” and “unconsciously.” Yeah bro, seriously. You’re so fucking racist you don’t even know you’re racist. And your failure to recognize your microaggression is in itself a microaggression. I mean, it’s actually pretty beautiful in an insidious sort of way. The ephemeral nature of the accusation makes it totally infallible. By denying the accusation, you justify it in the eyes of the accuser.

One popularly cited example of this when, in 2008, Joe Biden described Presidential Candidate Barack Obama as “the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.” Professional victims will cry about the implication that the reverse is true of most African-Americans (or as I call them, Americans). In the name of the Truth, however, I will put myself in the awkward position of defending Diamond Joe. Let’s break it down. “First mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.” The structure of the links in the quote should be enough. The readers here are bright enough to figure this out.

Of course, it doesn’t stop at race. Making assumptions about traditional gender roles, merely tolerating rather than actively embracing LGBTIQWTFBBQ mentality, or recognizing cancerous ideology are all considered microaggressions for the purposes of determining how much of a piece of shit you are. SJW feelings tend to swing between the fixed points of hatred of white, heterosexual males and over-enthusiastic apology for anyone else. In fact, I recommend not speaking to them if possible. It’s simply impossible to triumph over their rational, well-thought rebuttals.

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